Today in class I was sitting and the douchebag behind me was talking about his screensaver for his phone. A couple of us turned around and wanted to see what it was. I didnt get to see so I asked “Can I see it?” Some people were like “…uh no you really dont want to.” I said “Yes I do”. Well he showed me and it was a picture that said ‘Why beer is better than women.’ and proceeded to list all the ignorant “facts” on why this beverage is better than a human being. The minute I read the title outloud an overwhelming sense of shock and anger surged through my body prompting me to ever aggressively, and loudly tell him: “Fuck you.”
Our teacher was right next to us. He approved of my bold outburst.